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Ride Hard 02:30
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I LIKE TO RIDE HARD HERE ATOPPA MY TRUST STALLION DIG IN MY HEELS PICKIN UP SPEED STALLION IS A STURDY STEED I LIKE TO RIDE HARD A HARD RIDE'S FOR ME WHETHER IN THE MOUNTAINS WHETHER IN A CREEK I CAN BE COUNTING ON THE FACT THAT THE WEATHER WON'T BOTHER ME CUZ I LOVE MY HORSE AND I LOVE MY BRIDLE BUT THE HORSE OF COURSE IS THE FEELIN' THAT I GIT DOWN DEEP INSIDE I'LL SING IT OUT LOUD LET IT RING OUT NEAR AND FAR I LIKE TO RIDE TO RIDE HARD I LIKE TO RIDE HARD CLICKITY-CLACK I LOVE THE FEELING LIKIN' IT ENGLISH, LIKIN' IT WESTERN GIVEN THIS PEACH A PRETTY GOOD TEST RUN OH I LIKE TO RIDE HARD A HARD RIDES FOR ME AND WHEN I'M TIRED (SHE'S TIRED) AND WHEN I FEELING CAPOOT I CAN BE INSPIRED BY A FRESH A READY GELDIN' ER MARE CHOMPIN' AT THE BIT'N MAKIN’ IT CLEAR THAT... I JUST WANT THAT PONY UNDER MY REAR WAITING FOR THE JINGLE JANGLE JINGLE TO SPUR HIM ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON YEE-HA... YEEHAAAA! I LOVE TO RIDE I LOVE TO RIDE I LOVE TO RIDE RIIIIDE HAAAARD!
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Lucky Charms 01:15
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THESE ARE MY CHILDREN THEY'RE MY LUCKY CHARMS COULDN'T YOU JUST EAT 'EM UP TELL YOU WHAT, I LOVE TO CLUTCH'EM IN MY LOVIN’ ARMS THEY'VE GOT MAGIC FLOWING OUT OF EVERY LITTLE PORE THIS ONE'S PRETTY, THIS ONE'S FINE BUT ONE CHILD I ADORE SHE MAKES ME HAPPY, SHE MAKES ME PROUD SHE MAKES THE BEST DAMN VIDDLES, SHE THE ONE IN THE MIDDLE OF MY HEART I'M GONNA START TO CRY OUT LOUD ORANGE STAR, SHE'S MY BABY, SUCH A VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY FINE LADY OH WHAT A GAL, SHE'S MY STAR ORANGE STAR... ORANGE STAR
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Rosebud 02:10
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I’M A ROSE BUD IN THE MORNING DEW MY LOVE FOR YOU IS SO BRAND NEW AND GROWING THEN RIGHT ABOUT NOONTIME WHEN THE SUN IS HIGH I’D OPEN WIDE TO SOME BUTTERFLIES KISSIN’ ON THE LIKES OF YOU DEAR I’M HONEY BEE BUZZIN’ FEELIN’ YOU NEAR A GARDEN O’BLISS FOR THIS HAPPY ROSE BUD BUT A ROSE NEEDS WATER PLENTY OF STEER MANURE IT’S YOUR LOVE KEEPS ME GROWING KNOWING WE’RE FOR SURE AND IF ONE DAY I’M PLUCKED AWAY TO A WEDDING BOUQUET I HOPE THAT WEDDING’S FOR WE TOO WITH A BUSHEL OF BABY’S BREATH BREATHING DOWN ON YOU AND ME, A GROWING, GROWING GROWING, GROWING LIKE A ROSE BUD, LIKE A ROSE BUD GREAT BIG FAMILY LIKE A ROSE BUD
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Eat My Buns 01:18
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EAT MY (R) BUNS, EAT MY (R) BUNS, EAT MY (R) BUNS EAT EM UP, EAT MY BUNS EAT EM UP... MY BUNS SLAP SOME BUTTER IN THE MIDDLE GIVE YER TONGUE A HOT TREAT ORANGE STAR BISCUITS WELL NO, THEY CAN'T BE BEAT SO MANY BUN LOVERS DUN GOT ME ON THE RUN (SMACK-SMACK) DON'T BE SHY, BE A PIGGY, EAT MY BUNS EAT EM EAT EM EAT EM EAT EM X2/ ATA BOY EAT EM UP YES EAT MY BUNS EAT EM EAT EM EAT EM EAT EM EAT MY... ASK ME FER ANOTHER ROUND, PLENTY O BUN HERE TO BE FOUND YOU KNOW YER GONNA LOVE IT, GIVE AN ORANGE STAR CHEER YOODLE YOODLE YOODLE YOODLE YOODLE YOO-HOO YELLOW MOON/COWGIRL AMY EAT MY BUNS EAT MY BUNS EAT MY BUNS
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Secret of My Beauty 02:28
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THE SECRET OF MY BEAUTY GOES DOWN DEE-PER'NA WELL I HIDE THE OTHER GREEN INSIDE- INSIDE THIS PEACHY CHICHI SHELL THE GLAMOURNESS OF THIS OUTER THIS S'GOT 'EM ALL CLAMOURIN', SCRAMBLIN', MAKIN' A WISH TO... BE... LIKE.. ME TO FREE THEIR INNER CUTIE-BELLE BUT THE SECRET OF MY BEAUTY GOES DOWN DEEPER'NA WELL (DEEP SECRET, DEEP SECRET BEAUTY BEAUTY SECRET) WHAT YOU DON'T WON'T MUSTN'T EVER SEE (NO NO NO NO NO) IS MY HEART CRYIN’ IN MY DESPAIR MY HEART HAS REAL BAD RUNNY MASCARA MY HEART HAS REAL BAD MESSED UP HAIR I LIVE A LIE (I'M INCOGNITO, A ROUZE) OH I OOZE FEMININE PERFECTION I CHOOSE TO WEAR MY HAPPY HEELS BUT WITH EACH STEP I DIE JIST A LITTLE CUZ I TRY TO HIDE THE FEELIN'S I FEEL (FEELIN’S I FEEL) THE REAL SECRET OF MY BEAUTY GOES DOWN DEEPER’NA WELL I HIDE SOME OTHER GREEN INSIDE INSIDE MY PEACHY CHICHI SHELL THE GLAMOROUS ARTS OF MY OUTER PARTS MAKES 'EM CLAMOR FOR SOMEWHERE TO START TO BE... LIKE... ME AND FREE THEIR INNER CUTIE-BELLE BUT THE SECRET OF THIS BEAUTY GOES DOWN DEE-PER'NA WELL
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This is a Transition 01:08
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THIS IS A TRANSITION YOU'RE DONE WITH THAT SALAD HOLD ON TO THE FORK THIS IS A TRANSITION GIMME THAT PLATE GIMME, GIMME GIMME HERE COMES ANOTHER COURSE DEAR, WE'RE DINNER THEETER LOOKY FOOD! NO TIME TO EAT 'ER TRANSITION. TRANSITION CHICKEN'S COMING FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD SHOW SHOW SHOW, OH! WE'RE ALL STARS BUT KNOW ONE KNOWS I'M THE GREATEST STAR I'M THE GREATEST STAR, I AM BY FAR, AAAAHH THIS WAS A TRANSITION CLEARED YOUR TABLE, "THANK YOU VERY MUCH" IN THIRTY SECONDS FLAT BLAH BLAH NICE VISIT, GOTTA RUN, LEAVE A TIP TRANSITION, TRANSITION YAMMER YAMMER YAMMER YAMMER YAMMER YAMMER YAMMER YAMMER
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Dessert Song 01:06
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B to the Itch 02:27
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A BIG OLE NASTY MEANIE I HATED GREEN CLOVER CONTINALLY MAKIN ME CRAZY, MY LIFE A LIVING HELL I PRAYED FOR THE DAY WHEN GREEN'D KEEL OVER SO COME ON CLEAR THE WAY, WE’LL START A PARADE WE’VE GOT A WHOLE WIDE WORLD TO TELL THE BEE TO THE ITCH IS DEAD IS DEAD THE BEE TO THE ITCH IS DEAD THE BEE TO THE ITCH IS DEAD IS DEAD THE BEE TO THE ITCH IS DEAD WE’RE HAP-HAP-HAPPY, HOPPING OUTTA OUR HEADS CUZ GREEN THE (COUGHING) BITCH IS DEAD. I'VE NEVER BEEN SO ELATED, AH THE CURSE'A CLOVER'S DONE AND GONE, HA-HA PINCH ME I'M DREAMIN', DREAMIN’, DREAMIN’ OH OH OH OH MY I FEEL A RE-FRAIN COMING ON THE BEE TO THE ITCH IS DEAD IS DEAD THE BEE TO THE ITCH IS DEAD THE BEE TO THE ITCH IS DEAD IS DEAD THE BEE TO THE ITCH IS DEAD WE’RE BUB-BUB-BUBBLING O’R WITH JOY FOR SHORE CUZ GREEN THAT (MOUTH THE WORD BITCH) IS DEAD. SO COME ON CLEAR THE WAY, ROOT-TOOTY-TOOT-TOOT-TOOT WE’LL START A PARADE, ROOT-TOOTY-TOOT-TOOT-TOOT WE’VE GOT A WHOLE WIDE WORLD TO TELL THE BEE TO THE ITCH IS DEAD IS DEAD THE BEE TO THE ITCH IS DEAD THE BEE TO THE ITCH IS DEAD IS DEAD THE BEE TO THE ITCH IS DEAD FIN’LY SERENE OUR GREEN WILL BE PUSHING UP POSIES I COULD SCREAM, THAT GREEN'LL BE SO PRETTY IN PINE IF I WERE ANY MORE GITTY UP GIDDY IN MY TOESIS I JUST MIGHT GO AND GO-GO OUT OF MY MIND THAT BEE TO THE ITCH THAT NASTY SCRATCH I COULD NOT ITCH THE GREEN! THAT GREAT BIG (MOUTH “BITCH”) THAT (MOUTH “BITCH”) I DEEEEEAAAAAD... DER THAN A DOOR NAIL
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This Land 03:44
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Mama sings… There's a quiet out there In this open air That reminds me of what I'm breathin' for I open a window And I stop for a moment To hold up, to look out and take in The land I adore Left to her own No one tearin' her down and out She offers a home sooo dear So mighty, so grand This land is worth my struggles It warms my heart in this bitter cold This land is filled with pride With the folks who have died To give me some comfort as I grow old There is no place I've been There is no where I'm gonna go I've got my freedom out here That's what I hold dear Yes, this land is my home Home to the ways that we tear at each other At home to be lost as we wander afar To come back ‘round the bend, home again When we’re finally sure of who... what we are We know how to hold steady We’ll know how to make a sound We are willing, We are ready To try to get some sense goin' on around me On this hallowed ground This land is worth my struggles It warms my heart in this bitter cold This land is filled with pride With the folks who have died To give me some comfort as I grow old There is no place I've been There is no where that I'm gonna go I've got my freedom out here That's what I hold dear Yes, this land is my home

about

Mama's crazed obsession with the famed ladies vocal trio, The Andrew Sisters, forced her to raise her infant son, Green Clover, as a girl, so that Green and her younger sister, Orange Star, could form the foundation of the next great sister trio. However, Mama's third child, Yellow Moon, was born a boy, and all of Mama's hopes were dashed. Orange Star, the sane, middle child and Mama's favorite, picked up the pieces of Mama's shattered dreams, grew into a formidable (read: pathological) caretaker, and finally into the queen of her own Wyoming dinner theater,
Orange Star Dinner Show.

Tonight, Green Clover is finally over it! She resentfully sabotages Orange's dinner show and reveals the big secret to all. She's a he! The rest of the family, with big secrets of their own, attempt to keep up appearances as they reel from the drama. After all. the dinner show must go on!

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released February 5, 2015

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